The Joke Man Tells Jokes

Happy Saturday.

We have a super-special guest... DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!

The Joke Guy!!!!

JOKES!!!!!

One day, a lawyer was riding in his limousine, when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass?".

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guy then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The lawyer said, "Youre going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

LOL!!!!

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.

All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask? Whyd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"

The cowboy says, "It's cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

LOL!!!! p.s. gross!!!!

Two vampire bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. ;>(

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I'll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!" :>D

Other bat says, "I didn't."

LOL!!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

LOL!!!! p.s. poor cow

Goodbye for now, my children.