Ogabago

Hi people. Here's a story about Ogabago, the 51st state.

Welcome to Ogabago! It’s the 51st state! Here in Ogabago we have living pie. We also eat scorpions that eat crocodiles that make poop. However, Ogabago has many dead antelopes. The people of Ogabago have chocolate bars.

Ogabago has medicinal facilities that feed overly obese men with chipmunks. Ogabago is surrounded by a haunted forest, which is full of irate Native Americans who like to curse at tourists. The forest also holds mentally damaged coyotes.

Our main source of fun is smashing pigeons with rocks, or hitting big rocks with small rocks until they break. We like to eliminate annoying old people by sending them to their plummeting doom by showing them our main tourist attraction, the Ogabago Canyon, which is 16,264 feet deep!

Come to Ogabago! Or else! No kidding! We’ll kill you and your family! Come to Ogabago!