Weekly Recap 1

It's time for the Weekly Recap.

Its our first one, its supposed to be awful. Unless u thought it was good.

Moooooooooooooooovie

Hello and welcome to 2 AM. Moo mades somethin awesomes. The Moooooooooooovie. There is a dancing guy... (moo)... and some new movie effects tested. First, your cat of the day. Or kitteh.

And now our movie, starring moo with some other people in the background.

My favorite part was the part with the raindrops. Alex's favorite part was the part with the green fog.

Why snake eat mice whole

Hello! :) Alex couldnt make it today, as usual, so its me Moo, again. More people have been visiting 2am because... i know a guy. So if you see a clown its alex, if you see a tomato, its me moo. And today i was bored so i wrote a story called "why snakes eat mice whole". and here is yo cat picture.

Why Snakes Eat Mice Whole

Once upon a time, a snake got a cold. He was not very young, but not very old.

He went to the doctor. His name was Dr. Kerr.

The doctor perscribed some pills for swallowing. The snake took the pills without hesitating.

The snake was lazy and chewed up the pills. The rattles on his tail turned into duck bills.

They wouldn't stop quacking so he cut his tail off. Then in through the door came his mother, Smoff.

Smoff fell and died when she saw the tail. Dr. Kerr believes her heart had failed.

Then the snake saw what he had done. He asked for help from the talking sun.

The sun gave him advice to swallow food whole. The snake followed it and gobbled up a mole.

From then on snakes ate their food whole.

Hm... daily kitty?

Hey, u know what? Im gonna start making funny cat pictures.

Like this. If you see the 'moo' on the bottom corner u no its mine.

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Look! More of them!

Every day! Except for... days I forget.

New Item

Ogabago is the place to be!

Today 2 AM presents you with a new item... Weekly Recap!

It's basically a satirical fake news update.

It will be... hmmm... every Sunday!

While Alex and I make this Sunday's recap, look at this angry coyote!

Please look at our new 2 AM Blog Awards. Alex and I made it ourselves.

Lord Cornwallis Part 3

Here. Lord Cornwallis Part 3. Happy? Its best-est.

Moo's Motto:

MOO TO YOU!!!!

And I wish you a merry christmas.

Lord Cornwallis Part 2

Let me just say TGIF. Let me also say Lord Cornwallis Part 2.

Hee hee. Lord Cornwallis Part 3 may or may not be tomorrow.

And if you look at the poll, (go look at the poll and come back. please.) youll see that people want laughter.

We ask you to comment, make suggestions...

G'day!

Wait - no.

Go to www.crazymonkey.com

Lord Cornwallis Part 1

New movie! LORD CORNWALLIS PART 1!!!!! The first part!!!! Its... horrible. But, if you see the beginning, you understand the storyline. Here.

Ugh... and thanks to the 2 AM team?

Parts 2 & 3 are much better.

AND NOW A VERY LATE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!

Barack Obama won the election. Im very satisfied. Our first African-American prez.

This has been an endorsement. Here are some pictures from my head.

Wednesday

Hi 2 AM fans. And others. I have a story. Its called John McCain was Up to Bat. Lets read.

John McCain was up at bat.

He got hit by the baseball.

The umpire said "take your base".

John McCain said "I can't"

The umpire asked "why?"

John McCain said "because I don't have my cane!"

Ha ha ha... ahhhh... :)

Alex out dog.

Tuesday

Hi everyone. As promised, cameraman is new. Its Matt.

Here picture.

And with our new cameraman comes a new three-part series.

Its called Lord Cornwallis. Heres the trailer.

And a new series is born! Music:

• "Heavenly Flight" by Koichi Sugiyama
• "Stricken" by Disturbed

Try to make it through Lord Cornwallis Part 1. Part 3 is the best. Part 2 is ok.

Also do this:

1. Go to the archive
2. Find 'Mascot' under November 2008
3. Do as it says

Mascot

Everything else I told you to email me about, forget it. I have the biggest thing. Vote by Thanksgiving. And i might tell u what its for. Ok i will.

2 AM VOTING BALLOT

code 2809 - 4413

Choose a mascot from below.

Email your choice to thebonedr96@aol.com

Felipe the Flying Cow

Marci the Sea Tortoise

Carl the Labradoodle

Monday

Hello. I have to break the news to you. Alex is dead, killed by a special death dance called the Dance of Artichokes. I know what youre thinking. "No he ain't!" Youre so, so right. Im a bad liar arent I? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Sean is out.

You will see our new cameraman's name and face tomorrow. Just let me ressurect Alex. I learned this great resurrection dance from a tribe in the South Carolina Mountains. Its really sweet. And heres A&E Part 2. The end. It ends quite suddenl---




Sudden endings. See matt? He's a candida---

The Joke Man Tells Jokes

Happy Saturday.

We have a super-special guest... DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!

The Joke Guy!!!!

JOKES!!!!!

One day, a lawyer was riding in his limousine, when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass?".

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."

So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guy then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The lawyer said, "Youre going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."

LOL!!!!

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon.

All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink.

The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask? Whyd ya kiss your horse on the butt?"

The cowboy says, "It's cause I got chapped lips."

The bartender asks, "Does manure help them heal?"

Cowboy replies, "No, but it keeps me from licking them."

LOL!!!! p.s. gross!!!!

Two vampire bats are going for their midnight feed.

After an hour or so, one bat gets tired of looking and goes home with no blood. ;>(

The other bat comes home with blood dripping from its mouth. The first bat says enviously, "Where did you get all that blood from?"

The second bat replies, "Follow me. I'll show you."

After awhile the second bat leads them to a cave. He says, "You see that wall over there?"

The hungry bat excitedly says, "Yes!" :>D

Other bat says, "I didn't."

LOL!!!!

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

LOL!!!! p.s. poor cow

Goodbye for now, my children.

If the Planets were Alive...

Hey peoples. If I were a planet my name would be Mootopia. If alex were a planet his name would be Alamanjo, and if sean were a planet i would call it Sean Land. So if our planets were alive they would look like this...

Saturn is just adorable. And, there's another thing i wanted to say. Wait no i forgot. Wait...































Yes! I remember! We, the 2 AM cast have something to tell you. We have a team of specially trained specialists with specially talented talents at making video games. Electronic entertainment, laughter is entertainment, so ya...
Also, we may leave forever. Or make this blog into a real website, with out the .blogspot. in the middle, as recommended by our executive producer, whose anonymity shall remain inobtainable and impossible to pilfer through larcenic actions perfomed by... Moo. Well keep you informed.

A BIG BYE-BYE!!!!

Something Happened Today

Because of the MASSIVE amount of traffic on our blog, and ?'s about the tomato, i will recap what the tomatoes mean.


A tomato represents that Moo is posting. If my partner Alex posts youll see a clown instead.

A Question to Think About

What makes a tomato a fruit???????

MOO has the answer in his BOOK OF LISTS (w00t) and if you email the correct anwser to thebonedr96@aol.com, you gets a special prize... DRUMROLL PLEASE!!!!!!!

My friend Josh's hamster, Oreo!!!!

No, not really.

But, we will announce your name or email address on 2 AM and refer to you as "The Banana Lord". So hurry, before Thanksgiving. Seriously, thats the deadline. Good bye.

P.S. Kevin, i will not use the fish tank.

Bonus Pack!!!!

Wow we have a lot to cover today!

• Taco movie
• A&E movie
• Story
• Picture of Tim Allen

Lets start with the movie of Taco being fed, by my grandma. She feeds him with a baby bottle full of warm milk.

Huh? Isnt he just so cute????

And now we move to "A&E". Its part one of two.

There's Alex and Elliott, 2 random brothers, and Alex's wife Julia and his son, Joe.

And now a story, from within my heart.

Moo was walking down the street one day, when on the ground he saw a mini purple basketball. He picked it up a dribbled it down the sidewalk, to his house. He placed it gently on his bed. Then a spray of green gas hit his face. He was unconscious.

Then his friend Oliver walked in, and thought he was dead. He was not. He was just unconscious. But Oliver called an ambulance anyway. It was actually a bad move. The gas made Moo a vampire, and the hospital made him eat garlic bread for dinner.

Then, on the verge of death, Moo transformed into a bat and flew to a far away town. Nobody knew him. Then he met a nice vampire lady named Victoria. They got married and moved to a castle where nobody would bother them.

Then, they got divorced, due to repeated arguments over the 2008 Presidential Election. Moo then lived another 600 years, and upon his 601st birthday, lost his vampirism and turned to dust and died. They buried him with garlic bread.

THE END

The end... how sad... ;>(

And as promised, to close our marathon, a picture of Tim Allen.

Good day, world!!!!!

The Baby Song

Here's a movie of Taco. Wait, no its not. Taco is a baby cat, not a baby peoples. So, theres a difference. Here is a movie. It's the BABY SONG. Prepare to rotflol mslmaos! Send yo favorite movie so far to thebonedr96@aol.com and well elect another winner.

Well? Huh? Uhh? ;-) So funny... sooooooooooooo funny...!

Scardy-Cat Alien!!!!

Taco!

Taco! Taco! Taco!

Who's Taco? He's the cutest kitten ever! Dont eat him, he's not really a taco.

Lil' Taco! Lil' Taco! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!

Tomorrow well have a video of taco being petted.

Then another picture of Taco.

And the next day, a new movie. Its called "A&E", Alex & Elliott, (two random brothers) and Alex's wife and son, Joe.

Uhhhh...

Hey hey hey! Guess what! I'm completely lost today! I dont know what to post! No clue at all! *deep breath*...

I think ill put some weird or funny or cute pictures on here. All of em are google images:

Math Glitch: 1 + 1 = 1?

Sorry we havent posted in a few days. It was a perfecly legal operation, if the dark wizard hadn't showed up and changed my second cousin twice removed into a pigeon, and then ate his right leg (much to my enjoyment).

Guess what! Theres a glitch in math. Yep. You are reading right. Yep. Yep yep. Guess wat else! Me and alex are moving to Ogabago! Now we have to smash my second cousin twice removed.

But theres a glitch in math. Okay look below:

a = 1 b = 1

a = b

a2 = ab

a2 - b2 = ab - b2

(a+b)(a-b) = b(a-b)

(a+b) = b

1+1 = 1

Holy s**t !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its a glitch in math. Also, as promised we have the results of the "The Moon is Dead" favorite parts ... whatever we were having. A big thanks to all the participants. And our randomly chosen winner is:

Dogbarks315@aol.com!!!!!!!

"My favorite part was when the moon got atacked by the thumb and turned into a E&S"

Thank again to everyone else who participated!!!!!!!

The Second Movie

Read the title. Another movie! And now we have a new member on the 2am team, Sean. He might never say anything to you but if he does this is his symbol:

So, we actually do have a new movie. It's called 'Grandma's Cookies'. The Episode 59 in the beginning is just our creativity at its absolute worst. Anyway, it's about a stick figure who visits his grandma to get cookies and they're attacked by a malicious man eating snail. Prepare to lol :D.

I wont bug you for your favorite parts this time because were still playin around with 'The Moon is Dead'. Watch it and email your favorite parts to (see posts below, im lazy)...;>)

ENJOY!

P.S. View the relaxing stingray at the bottom of the page.

P.S.S. FOLLOW THIS BLOG!!!!

Meet our Camera Man

Hi people! I been getting lots of emails about your favorite parts of the movie. And people voting on the poll have chosen that they want to see more movies. Thats why we got a camera man. His name is sean. Yall gonna love sean, because were gonna make more movies people!!!!

Keep on emailing your favorite parts to thebonedr96@aol.com, and on Tuesday you could be randomly (or maybe not so randomly, but...) chosen from the pool of emails.

A big thanks to those who have participated. Your identities are a secret. You said:

The part about Bippy's face - The part about the frog - The singing in the beginning - The part where Mars stares you down - The part where the moon is attacked - The part about the earth woman - The part with the E&S - ...and... *gasp* *pant* - The sun laughing!!!!!!!